Monday, July 20, 2009

You're a runner if...

...Ibuprofen is your recreational drug of choice
...you think in terms of metres not yards
...you can look at a grass field and guess its circumference almost exactly
...you have 10% body fat yet you don't live in Somalia
...you consider a 15 mile run a good cure for a hangover
... if you are a man, you eat all the junk food that there is and still weigh 140 pounds
... you don’t care when you hug a sweaty girl in a public place
... you have recorded a marathon over your wedding video

(tbc)

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